Payne Train

The Payne Train is the name given to the Payne family of lawyers when they fought in the Rat Games. They are remembered as the winners of S1E2: The Lovers.

Tribute Data
A family of lawyers with a flair for the dramatic. They are the best lawyers. The Payne Train cannot be derailed.

Garmads infamously cheated on monikaS with them, but the Paynes were unaware of the adultery.

Personality
The kind of dudes who would shove an entire family into a volcano, but who also would talk someone down from suicide. Unfortunately, the person who they talked down was kind of a psycho who later attacked them.

Notable Victories

 * Won S1E2: The Lovers


 * Killed Antarctikage Kira with a crushing fatal blow (S1E15: Season 1 All-Stars: The World)

Gear Acquired
In S1E2: In S1E15:
 * fishing supplies
 * pies
 * unspecified firearms
 * Kevlar vest
 * fan mail
 * video camera
 * NERF gun
 * magic balloon
 * knife
 * coffee and relevant supplies
 * riot shield